Stella The Dog Psychic Chihuahua

Did I ever mention that I believe Che and Yma are psychic? For one thing, they always seem to know when I still have a biscuit in my pocket. And they can sense when Scott is home from work even before he gets to the door! True!!

I think they have psychically nudged me to find this ebay item, as they would like to have their own careers in fortune telling. At $25 a reading.

Which they can do many, many times per day.


Expert Psychic Reading Stella The Dog Psychic Chihuahua
Visionary Advice From Amazing Top Dog Psychic
Item number: 9514750105

Seller: psychicchihuahua ( 0 )
Member since Jan-22-06 in United States
Current bid: US $25.99
Time left: 6 days 13 hours
7-day listing
Ends May-06-06 12:00:00 PDT
Item location: norwalk, CT United States
Ships to: Worldwide


Summary

It's well known that animals can sense our emotions, thoughts and feelings. There are numerous, proven instances of animals sensing events far in advance of their occurrence. STELLA THE PSYCHIC CHIHUAHUA is one such creature with exactly that ability! ; It was as a Puppy that STELLA first showed the Mysterious Gift of Prophecy and Divination, when STELLA opened and Read the Tarot. When asked questions, STELLA used the Cards to Give A Reading. Amazingly, that first reading soon proved Absolutely Accurate in Every Respect! ; STELLA has shown, Time and Time again, that the Psychic Ability transcends race, creed, culture and species. STELLA delves right to the core of the all of our most Important questions! Relationship issues? Career worries? Money problems? Make use of the astonishing abilities of STELLA, THE PSYCHIC CHIHUAHUA to get the answers You Need! ; Now, for the first time on eBay, you may bid on a very special reading by Stella.; As the winning bidder, you will be entitled to send an e-mail for Stella with five questions about love, money, career, family, your pets, or whatever are your most pressing issues.; Stella will respond with a reading answering your questions via e-mail within 24 hours.; We guarantee that you will find the experience most fulfilling and exciting.; Best of luck in bidding!


I swear, some days this blog just writes itself. Good luck bidding, and please note that the above paragraph --- including the extraneous semi-colons --- is the sole property of Stella The Dog Psychic Chihuahua. If you abuse her rights, SHE WILL KNOW.