Huh

So yesterday my dogs were going NUTS. Due to the incessant klaxons and sirens and alarums emanating from a block away.

Me, I just shrugged and went about my business. Which was, primarily, shouting at the dogs to shut the fuck up before I clubbed them like baby seals. (I use language like that to charm the neighbours. Honestly.)

Found out today that there was a million dollar jewelry heist less than a mile from my home. By a gang of South American jewel thieves.

Huh. That's a new one for me.